The majority of crimes committed in the UK are by white people so I’m sorry but if you’re white we’re going to have to show you the door
yes I know that the majority of white people aren’t criminals but that doesn’t matter. a few of you have done it, so get out now, go on, fuck off, all of you
(via nothalfboyfriend)
iphone 1628- you are the iphone
STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO KICK OFF OVER NOT BEING ABLE TO GET CIVIL PARTNERSHIPS.
STOP. WHAT. YOU. ARE. DOING.
NO.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
MAKE THEM WAIT AND FIGHT FOR IT AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE THOSE TITTIES
Charging up my vibrator for a wild night xoxoxox
if you attack trans* people for having fun and being open about their gender and not wallowing in self hatred and shame and tell them theyre hurting ACTUAL trans people who have REAL problems number 1 you are garbage and number 2 you are garbage
(via coffindirt)
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
(Source: heronqueenblues, via flemfatale)
i might start a pact with people that agree on plantonic kissing so that if either of us do something kiss worthy we can kiss each other and move on with our day
i wish kissing was seen as more platonic
sometimes people do such cute things that the only thing i can think of doing is kissing them
man i just wanna kiss everyone
my boss asked a colleague of mine to keep guard of a laptop in the warehouse for a minute because he was pissing her off and then she forgot about him and went back an hour and a half later and he was like can i move yet? honestly i wanted to rub his head and feed him biscuits for being such a good guard dog
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via helloemilyjane)
(Source: maryberrybitchface)
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
(via dorritt)
(Source: blogtard, via helloemilyjane)
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